David "Rut" Rutledge:
Well, you know what they say; there's plenty of money to be made in gay porn.

Tim Maroon:
Yeah, but I hear the hours are brutal.

David "Rut" Rutledge:
Come on, let's get some beers!

Tim Maroon:
It's 6:30 in the morning.

Neil Blank:
So, what are you gonna do with your share?

David "Rut" Rutledge:
Me? Well, first I'm going to move over to them fancy appartments by the rending plant. Then, I'm gonna hire Britney Spears to play a private concert... in my pants.

Neil Blank:
I'm gonna buy a PS2 and play videogames till my brain goes into spasms!