Postal 2 
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The Postal Dude: Only my weapon understands me.
The Postal Guy: Buttsauce!
The Postal Dude: You probably thought you weren't goin' to die today? Surprise!
The Postal Dude: Guns don't kill you, I kill you!
The Postal Dude: I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...
The Postal Dude: Here I was, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!
The Postal Dude: The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine.
The Postal Dude: Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya f***in' Communist!
The Postal Dude: You probably think I'm not a nice person...
The Postal Dude: Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...
The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine.
The Postal Dude: I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.
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