Private Life of Don Juan 
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The Impostor: Is it true he had eight hundred and fifty-seven affairs in three years?
Leporello: To be exact, nine hundred and three.
Don Juan: All girls are different. All wives are alike.
Don Juan: Marriage is like a beleaguered city. Those that are out want to get in; those that are in want to get out.
Don Juan: Lovely little girl!
Leporello: She'd look awful by daylight.
Don Juan: Well, who wants to see her by daylight?