Robert Toulon:
Liar! She's a liar! Liar, liar, liar!

Robert Toulon:
You see this bruise? This is reality! Baby Oopsy kicked my butt!

Robert Toulon:
What's the time on that bitch?

Alex:
Hey, who you callin' bitch?

Robert Toulon:
Sorry! I mean batch... I was thinking about your mother again.

Alex:
Dad, are we weird?

Robert Toulon:
We're not weird, honey. Everybody else is.

Robert Toulon:
You have to look at it this way - if we invented gasoline, does that mean it would take us anywhere? And the answer is no, you would still have to build the car.

Robert Toulon:
What kind of maniacs would use human blood to wake up demons? That's just crazy if you ask me.

Robert Toulon:
Blade's about to get an upgrade.

Robert Toulon:
Christmas Pals, Christmas Pals, love to come and play. Oh what fun you'll have with your Christmas Pals when they wake up Christmas day... That's it! They're gonna wake up the toys on Christmas!

Robert Toulon:
Did I ever tell you the story of how the Puppets helped Old Man Toulon fight the Nazis in Germany?