Spazz Derek:
I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but you ain't got the right to go near my vehicle all right; never mind parking yours in the middle of the fucking road! Hey listen man, I got fucking stuff to do!

Cole Peters:
God damn, it', I actually had a little bit of pee come out!

Paulie:
Really?

Cole Peters:
Just a little, pre-pee.

The Regulator:
You sure stink pretty, like purple gas.

Deke Ravenwood:
Oh, purple gas is pretty stinky, not stinky pretty.

The Regulator:
What?

The Regulator:
Road Fever.

Paulie:
What?

The Regulator:
That's the name of a Foghat hit.