Quest for Camelot

Bladebeak:
You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel--clucky? Well, do ya... punk?

Cornwall:
Come on, baby, light my fire...

Devon:
You know, there's nothing more pathetic than a flame retarded dragon.

Devon:
Anyway, cheer up. When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women.

Cornwall:
Yeah, we're a giant talking lizard with two heads. We're gonna have to beat them off with a stick.

Devon:
Enchante, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall.

Cornwall:
But you can call me Corny for short.

Cornwall:
Eh, you're better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People throw darts at him.

Devon:
How can you be so cold-blooded?

Cornwall:
Easy, I'm a reptile.

Kayley:
Are you *sure* this is dragon country? I mean, shouldn't there be a sign or something? It could say, 'Welcome to Dragon Country.'... You don't think we'll *see* any... do you?... Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock? Is it a gaggle or a herd? Is it a pride?

Garrett:
Quiet.

Kayley:
Do you hear something?

Garrett:
No, I just want you to be quiet for a while.

Bladebeak:
Dragon a la king. It's such a pleasant change from---chicken?

Devon:
Frankly we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.

King Arthur:
Is there any news? Have the knights found Excalibur?

Merlin:
I'm afraid not, sire.

King Arthur:
Then I'll go after it myself.

Merlin:
No. You must regain your strength.

King Arthur:
Is there anything your magic can do?

Merlin:
You must rely on the courage of your people.

King Arthur:
You have reminded us that the strength of a kingdom is not based on the strength of the king, but on the strength of its people.

King Arthur:
You may kill me... but you'll never destroy the ideals of Camelot.

Ruber:
Well, I've got to start somewhere.

Lady Juliana:
Ruber.

Ruber:
Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single...

Lady Juliana:
Impertinent pig.

Ruber:
Is that a no?

Lady Juliana:
You're mad.

Ruber:
I'm *so* glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years.

Lady Juliana:
You don't know my daughter.

Ruber:
A spear. How stone age. A king would hold a nobler weapon. A king would hold Excalibur.

Ruber:
Panic sweeps across the land.

Gryphon:
Precisely.

Ruber:
My plan is perfect.

Gryphon:
Precisely.

Ruber:
Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable.

Gryphon:
Precisely.

Ruber:
And now Excalibur is mine.

Gryphon:
Eh... here's where we enter a grey area.

Ruber:
Where did you drop the sword?

Gryphon:
It all looks so *different* from down here...

Kayley:
But mother Excaliber is stolen.

Cornwall:
Houston, we have a problem.

King Arthur:
It's been ten years we celebrate, All that made our kingdom great, Liberty and justice for all, Each of us we now divide, for equal shares our countryside, promising equality for all we reside!

Knights of the Round Table:
United we stand, now and forever, in truth, divided we fall. Hand upon hand, brother to brother, no one shall be greater than all.

Liberty – Justice – Trust

Freedom – Peace – Honor

Goodness – Strength – Valor

Ruber:
ME!!! [non singing] Charming sing along. Now let's get down to business. I waited a long time for this day. What about my new land!

King Arthur:
Sir Ruber. Always thinking of yourself. As knights of the round table our obligation is to the people, not to ourselves. The land will be divided according to each person’s needs.

Ruber:
Then I need more than everyone. I wouldn't have supported you all these years if I thought you were running a charity.

Sir Lionel:
The King has decided!

Ruber:
Then it's time for the new king, and I vote for me.

Sir Lionel:
I will not serve a false king.

Ruber:
Then serve... A DEAD ONE!

King Arthur:
[After they all put Sir Lionel in the stone coffin with stone pillars at Lady Juliana's Farm. Tears run down Kayley's face as Arthur gave Sir Lionel's dented shield to Lady Juliana, who also cries] Your husband died saving my life. And saving Camelot. Lady Juliana, the gates of Camelot will always be open to you. [He then gives an Eulogy] Sir Lionel was my most trusted knight. And also my dear, dear friend. We will always remember how he bravely upheld the ideals of Camelot. [He then takes out Excalibur and held it in the air and the other knights take out their swords and held them in the air in respect for their deceased knight.]

King Arthur:
In the ten years since Sir Lionel's death, equality, and freedom, have spread throughout the lands. Excalibur, has given us the strength to stand together against all injustice. Camelot has prospered beyond our greatest dreams- [Arthur's speech was cut short when a Griffin crashes into the tower roof and lands on the round table with pieces of broken wood from the roof]

Knight 4:
It's a Griffin [The Griffin growls as King Arthur is about to reach Excalibur with his hand very slowly but the Griffin grabs Excalibur with his beak, Also broke a piece of the chair and slashed King Arthur's arm. The Griffin flys up from the round table as the other Knights start to charge and throw their swords at the Griffin]

Knight 5:
It's taken Excalibur!

Knight 6:
Arthur is wounded!

King Arthur:
Never mind me! Find Merlin and go after the sword!

Ruber:
Knock Knock?

Lady Juliana:
Who, who are you? [Ruber takes off his helmet. Lady Juliana gasps] Ruber!

Ruber:
Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single...

Lady Juliana:
[She slaps his hand away from her chin] Impertinent pig!

Ruber:
Is that a no?

Lady Juliana:
I demand that you leave immediately!

Ruber:
So rude! And after I came all this way. Just to see you.

Lady Juliana What do you want?

Ruber:
Camelot.

Ruber:
Excuse me? You lost Excalibur? How?!

Griffin:
I was attacked by a falcon.

Ruber:
What? My magnificent beast outmatched by a puny, little pigeon?

Griffin:
It wasn't a pigeon. It was a falcon, with silver wings.

Ruber:
[softly] Silver wings? [sarcastically] Oh, scary. [Yelling as he grabs the Griffin by the ear] You stupid animal! Where is the sword now?

Griffin:
In a place of untold danger.

Ruber:
The Forbidden Forest.

Griffin:
Precisely, Master.

Ruber:
[runs his finger along the Griffins beak and up to the top of his head] [softly] Have I told you today, how magnificently and totally...worthless you are?!! [He rips the Griffin's eyebrow. The Griffin Screeches] Excalibur is the one thing, that can keep me from my conquest of Camelot!

Ruber:
[screaming] Oh! The-the girl!

Ruber:
[to Bladebeak] You! You! You! Fancy Feet! After her! And bring her back! [to the Griffin] And you... [he grabs hold of the Griffin's head] you are going to lead me, to [emphasising the syllables] Excalibur!

Bladebeak:
We're not going in there, are we?

Minion:
Chicken.

Bladebeak:
But I got a wife and two eggs at home! Hey, don't leave me here!

Kayley:
[After Garrett saves her from Ironmen] That was... incredible! How you, smashed those creatures! How you-you avoided that-that-that, thing! You're amazing! You're- [Notices Garrett's not listening to her]

Garrett:
[Agrees uncaringly, as he looks over his ruined net] Mmhmm.

Kayley:
Not, even, listening to me!

Garrett:
Great, took me six weeks to make this net!

Kayley:
Net? You saved my life. Thank you.

Garrett:
Well, everyone makes mistakes sometimes.

Kayley:
Oh, I get it. This is where King Arthur sends his unfunny jesters, right?

Garrett:
And now I'll thank you...

Kayley:
For what?

Garrett:
For reminding me why I'm a hermit! Good day! [Begins to walk away]

Kayley:
But wait! What's your name?

Garrett:
It's Garrett.

Kayley:
I'm Kayley! [Garrett seemingly continues to ignore her by walking on] Garrett! Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you? ...Oh. Oh, I didn't realize you were...

Garrett:
What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome?

Kayley:
[Astonished] Blind.

Garrett:
[Chuckles lightly and replies sarcastically] ...You know, I always forget that one.

Cornwall:
Hey, hey, easy with the stick, buddy.

Garrett:
What are you?

Devon:
Well, frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.

Devon:
Trapped! Aah! Trapped!

Cornwall:
Stuck here with you for 500 years!

Devon:
Oh dear, it's learned to count.

Cornwall:
If you'd got me a good lawyer, I would have split 400 years ago.

Devon:
Now, listen here, pal! I didn't come here to be insulted!

Cornwall:
Oh? Well, where do you usually go?

Garrett:
Well, the good news is, we're out of dragon country. The bad news is, this is where we say goodbye.

Devon:
You can't leave us here! If we try to go back, we'll be banished! Ostracised. Exiled...

Cornwall:
Not to mention kicked out.

Kayley:
Why?

Cornwall:
Cause we just broke the dragons' cardinal rule!

Devon:
What, never wear brown shoes with the blue suit?

Cornwall:
No, you moron. Never help a human.

Garrett:
Come on, Kayley. We must make camp before dark.

Devon:
Camp?

Kayley:
Garrett. Let's take them with us. Please.

Garrett:
Oh, I suppose so. But no more singing!

Devon:
How about interpretive dance?

Garrett:
Kayley, I must tell you, I knew your father.

Kayley:
You did?

Garrett:
I used to live in Camelot. [We go to a flashback at Garrett who is younger and works in the stable] I was a stable boy, but I dreamt of becoming a knight. [Later the fire had broke out in one of the stables] One evening, there was a fire. [Garrett opens up the stable doors to free the horses] I rushed to save the horses but, Well. [A Horse accidently hit Garrett in the eyes making him fall to the ground in pain] I was hurt. [Garrett tries to see what's happened but his vision is blurry] At first, all I could see were shapes, then shadows. Finally, my world went black. [Garrett's vision blacks out. In the morning he tries to find himself around when Sir Lionel sees him and grabs a stick] after I lost my sight [Sir Lionel passes Garrett the stick and teaches him the skills] Your father was the only one who still believed in me. He taught me that a knight's strength comes from his heart [Merlin and Ayden watch as Sir Lionel is teaching him] and his loyalty to the Oath of Camelot.

Sir Lionel:
United we stand

Both:
Now and forever.

Garrett:
Any hope I had of becoming a knight, died with him.

Kayley:
I felt that way too, but I knew he would never want me to give up. He wouldn't want you to give up either. You're as good as any knight in Camelot.

Garrett:
You really think so?

Devon:
[walking through the ogre's "den" - filled with carcasses] [sarcastically and quietly] Charming place. I must get the name of his decorator.

Ruber:
The ogre's butt!

Griffin:
Well, Master, at least things can't get any worse. [The ground begins the shake, knowing that the ogre is going to break wind]

Ruber:
[to the Griffin] Wanna bet?

Kayley:
Camelot! Oh Garrett, it's so beautiful!

Garrett:
Hmmm.

Kayley:
I wish you could see it.

Garrett:
I have seen it. And there was no place for me.

Kayley:
Garrett, what's wrong?

Garrett:
Take Excalibur to Arthur. You don't have much time.

Kayley:
[Runs ahead of him, blocking his path] But we'll deliver the sword together.

Garrett:
No. You deliver it. I...I don't belong in that world.

Garrett:
Come on, Ayden.

Kayley:
[softly] But you belong in mine.