Jason:
Have you ever felt like you've completely wasted nine months of your life?

Spencer:
Can't say that I have. Though I hear your mom mumble it from time to time.

Spencer:
She's great. Nobody's ever hit me like this before.

Jason:
Hit you? She's a sadist?

Jodie:
Well, love was never meant to be easy. Whether in finding it or keeping it.

Jason:
Fine, fine. Just continue as phone buddies and see what happens. Maybe in a few years, you can get a priest on a third party line and get married. Hell, you can get all your relatives listening in on a conference call.

Jason:
How can my friendship be important to him if he doesn't even miss it?

Sarah:
Don't even try and put me on some guilt trip because I won't venture to the nearest Burger King with you.

Daryl:
So she says to me, "do you think that's going to make me sleep with you?" And I, of course, said yes.

Spencer:
Change isn't always easy. It's how you deal with the change that counts.

Sarah:
Should we start practicing different ways to say, "God is the word?"

Jason:
Come on, do you really know her as well as you think you do? Know what she's capable of doing?