Reality of Life 
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Jason: Have you ever felt like you've completely wasted nine months of your life?
Spencer: Can't say that I have. Though I hear your mom mumble it from time to time.
Spencer: She's great. Nobody's ever hit me like this before.
Jason: Hit you? She's a sadist?
Jodie: Well, love was never meant to be easy. Whether in finding it or keeping it.
Jason: Fine, fine. Just continue as phone buddies and see what happens. Maybe in a few years, you can get a priest on a third party line and get married. Hell, you can get all your relatives listening in on a conference call.
Jason: How can my friendship be important to him if he doesn't even miss it?
Sarah: Don't even try and put me on some guilt trip because I won't venture to the nearest Burger King with you.
Daryl: So she says to me, "do you think that's going to make me sleep with you?" And I, of course, said yes.
Spencer: Change isn't always easy. It's how you deal with the change that counts.
Sarah: Should we start practicing different ways to say, "God is the word?"
Jason: Come on, do you really know her as well as you think you do? Know what she's capable of doing?
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