Rita, Sue and Bob Too 
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Sue's Dad: You'll not get a bleedin' job sittin' on your arse in here.
Sue's Mum: Look who's talking; you haven't done a day's work in years!
Rita: We haven't got eggs inside us. We're not ducks, y'know!
Bob: You take the rubber johnny out of the packet-...
Sue: You didn't think we thought you could put packet on, did ya?
Bob: Well, things haven't been going so good with me and the wife.
Rita: Tell us another one!
Sue: There's no way I'm workin' all week for twenty-seven pounds thirty on some bleedin' trainin' scheme.
Sue's Dad: I had to work for eighteen shilling!
Sue's Mum: That were in the days of Methusela! They were worth more then.