Omar:
That's not a house, it's a whole 'hood!

Pee-Wee:
Hey, man, just checking out your crib here.

Richie Rich:
My crib?

Herbert Cadbury:
I believe that's street slang for home, sir, an idiom.

Omar:
Who you callin' an idiot?

Richie Rich:
How come all we do is talk about money? Why don't we do something fun.

Ellsworth:
Money is fun!

Van Dough:
Open it now, open it!

Professor Keenbean:
Hey! Need a new bed pan? I know I do!

Herbert Cadbury:
NEVER mess with a man who has sensitive teeth!

Richard Rich Sr.:
...MOUNT RICHMORE? I did say we needed a family portrait, Regina... And I'm all for the arts. But don't you think it's a tad pretentious to have our faces 100 feet high...? Wait till Geraldo gets ahold of this!

Herbert Cadbury:
Excuse me, sir. It's a telephone call, from the President.

Richard Rich Sr.:
Which country?

Herbert Cadbury:
This one, sir.

Richard Rich Sr.:
Probably needs another loan.

Herbert Cadbury:
A schedule, Master Richie, is like a house of cards: take one away, and they all come tumbling down.

Richard Rich Sr.:
...How do you put up with me, Regina?

Regina Rich:
Well, you ARE worth $70 billion.

Richard Rich Sr.:
Is that the ONLY reason?

Regina Rich:
No. You also have a cute butt.

Richard Rich Sr.:
Cadbury, did you hear that?

Herbert Cadbury:
Indeed, sir. Madam admires your butt. I'm most delighted for you.

Van Dough:
...I'm all in favor of charity, sir... But your donations are costing the corporation $1 billion a year, and I think it's time we asked ourselves: What are we getting for it?

Regina Rich:
WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR IT? Why, we're getting food banks... medical clinics... shelters for the homeless - !

Van Dough:
It's my job to keep an eye on the bottom line. Which is why I have to oppose the United Tool acquisition. We should be GETTING RID of dead weight, not acquiring MORE.

Richard Rich Sr.:
I agree. That's why I AM unloading United Tool ...

Regina Rich:
Richard! All those people and their jobs!

Van Dough:
That is brilliant. I should've thought of it myself. We buy the company in bankruptcy, level the factories ...

Richard Rich Sr.:
...No, I'm keeping the factory open.

Van Dough:
...Then we go in and bust the unions, slash benefits, and after that sell the company. Right?

Richard Rich Sr.:
Wrong. We give it away. We modernize it, of course, and retool. Then we turn the factory over to the workers.

Diane Pazinski:
You got a first name?

Herbert Cadbury:
Of course. Herbert.

Diane Pazinski:
Good to know you, Herb.

Herbert Cadbury:
That's HERBERT. I'm not a seasoning.

Herbert Cadbury:
Well... I'm already wanted for attempted murder, escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?