I don't want to be in some cut-rate cover band that butchers the music the people come to hear, just so you can play your crappy originals!
Crappy originals? I think "Hole and a half" kicks ass, and I'm proud as shit to have written it.
Yeah? I guess that's why we get so many requests for it.
We are NOT a cover band, we're a TRIBUTE band!
No Dude, WE are a cover band! Problem is, we've been covering the tunes, you think you're in goddamn Steel Dragon...I love you man but you're mental, you really are. You need to get a grip on reality, man, you don't know where Bobby Beers ends and you begin.