Rocket Man [1997]
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Fred Randall: A glitch? No, that's not possible. I programmed it myself.
Fred Randall: I'm 30 years old. I'm almost a grown man.
Fred Randall: Sweet swirling onion rings!
Fred Randall: Hey, Commander, were you ever afraid of monsters under your bed? When I was little I used to think there was a baker under my bed.
William Overbeck: No.
Fred Randall: You ever look?
Fred Randall: Then how do you know there wasn't a baker under your bed?
Fred Randall: It wasn't me!
William Overbeck: What do you mean "It wasn't you"? We're 35 million miles from the nearest person!
Fred Randall: Maybe it was Julie.
William Overbeck: You dog!
Fred Randall: Hey! Miracles can happen.
William Overbeck: Blaming this on Julie!
Fred Randall: Okay. I admit. It was me.
William Overbeck: Thank you.
Fred Randall: Now, THAT was Julie!
Bud Nesbitt: Only a complete genius or a total fool could ever pull this off. Lucky for us he's both.
William Overbeck: Have fun, kid.
Fred Randall: Fun is my Chinese neighbor's middle name!
Fred Randall: I have to go tinkle!
Julie Ford: I guess I'll see you in eight months.
Fred Randall: Boy. I wish I had nine hundred twenty-eight dollars for every time a girl said that to me!
Bud Nesbitt: Look, it was an accident.
Fred Randall: Oh, sure, sure it was. Just like the captain of the Exxon-Valdez didn't see Alaska floating there right in front of him!
Fred Randall: I feel like a paleontologist that's been hunting dinosaurs his whole life and finally got to meet one!
Fred Randall: I'll enter the same calculations using what we like to call The Right Way.
Fred Randall: Mr. Wick, can I call you Paul?
Paul Wick: No.
Fred Randall: Are we there yet?
Fred Randall: Can I drive?
Fred Randall: Can I park it?
Paul Wick: He's a computer genius, he's supposed to be a little weird.
Julie Ford: A little?
William Overbeck: Well it's a very special drink. It's just for us astronauts.
Fred Randall: Oh! Like Tang?
Bud Nesbitt: How about just saying "Thanks for the cool coin Bud it really means a lot to me."
Fred Randall: Oh yeah, thanks for the cool coin Bud it really, what was the rest?
Fred Randall: Commander, can I call you Bill?
William Overbeck: No!
Fred Randall: I'm hungry!
Fred Randall: We're the first to stand on Mars!
William Overbeck: Yeah. Now you're the biggest idiot on two planets.
William Overbeck: How'd you like to be the first guy to die on Mars.
Fred Randall: Well sorry Mr. First to Show Inappropriate Anger on Mars.
Fred Randall: Hey! There's no airbag. What if I go flying' through the windshield?
William Overbeck: Randall, there is no windshield.
Fred Randall: Oh, well what if I go flying' through he front of my helmet?
William Overbeck: I'd die happy.
Fred Randall: They say that when a mother's child is trapped the rush of her adrenaline gives her the strength of 20 men. Alright Commander call me Mommy!
Fred Randall: Who am I?
William Overbeck: Mommy.
Fred Randall: Say it like you love me.
Fred Randall: You're alive Little Billy!
William Overbeck: Don't you ever call me little Billy!
Fred Randall: That's no way to talk to your mother!
Fred Randall: It's tale as old as time Ulysses. Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl. Boy and girl return to home planet, get a nice little house with a white picket fence.
Fred Randall: Mom, going to Mars shouldn't be referred to running away.
Mrs. Randall: Last time you ran away it was only to the garage.
Fred Randall: No eating puzzles in the house and surely we don't jump on the beds!
Paul Wick: Reconsider the mission? Sure...
Paul Wick: Okay, it's still on.
Paul Wick: Bud, your hunches are about as useless as dental floss at a Willie Nelson concert.
Fred Randall: Can you leave me alone for just five more minutes? I just got into the third act.
Fred Randall: Yes! Close the door! It's bloody chilly in here!
