Lady Claire Gurney:
How do you know you're God?

Jack Arnold Alexander Tancred Gurney, 14th Earl of Gurney:
Simple. When I pray to Him, I find I am talking to myself.

Jack Arnold Alexander Tancred Gurney, 14th Earl of Gurney:
If I had only known then who I was now.

Jack Arnold Alexander Tancred Gurney, 14th Earl of Gurney:
Oh, I believe you, I just put my glasses on because I'm cold.

Jack Arnold Alexander Tancred Gurney, 14th Earl of Gurney:
Don't let me hear you answering unasked questions again.

Jack Arnold Alexander Tancred Gurney, 14th Earl of Gurney:
For what I am about to receive, may I make myself truly thankful.

Dr. Herder:
His lordship is a paranoid schizophrenic.

Sir Charles:
Paranoid schizophrenic? But he's a Gurney!

Dr. Herder:
Then he's a paranoid schizophrenic Gurney who belives he's God.

Sir Charles:
But we've always been Church of England!

Dr. Herder:
He can't forget being rejected by his mother and father at the age of 11. They sent him away, alone, into a primitve community of licensed bullies and pederasts.

Sir Charles:
You mean he went to public school.

Dr. Herder:
Exactly.

Jack Arnold Alexander Tancred Gurney, 14th Earl of Gurney:
I was only trying to do what's expected me. I recall as a sign of normalcy in our circle to slaughter anything that moves.

Dr. Herder:
To love goodness is to love God. To love God is to love the 14th Earl of Gurney.