So, um, you remember when Bill Murray came, when you were the medieval barber and he came with his legs broken from being dragged by the ox cart after having too much mead?
Yeah what about it?
Um, that was awesome.
That was a long time ago.
Mr. Martin, before I go, I was wondering, I found this in wardrobe and I was wondering if you could sign it.
My old King Tut costume! I remember this. This was back when the show meant something.
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My next guest started using my cream by accident. Isn't that right, Dave?
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