Welcome back to "Celebrity Jeopardy". Before we begin the Double Jeopardy round, I'd like to ask our contestants once again to please refrain from using ethnic slurs. That said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean Connery has set a new "Jeopardy" record with -$230,000.
You think you're pretty smart, don't you, Trebek? What with your Drago mustache and your greasy hair!
Look, what did I just say about ethnic slurs? From "3rd Rock From the Sun", French Stewart in second place with -$17,000.
I'm a late bloomer, Alex, and in Double Jeopardy, I'm gonna bloom!
Sure you will. And finally, back again, Burt Reynolds in a commanding lead with $14.
Hey. Hey, ah... check out the podium. Look at this.
Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.
Yeah, that's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.