Beyond Rangoon 
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Laura Bowman: Did you say completely equal?
U Aung Ko: Oh, yes! A woman can even become a Buddha; but for that she must first come back as a man.
Laura Bowman: Ah, there's always a catch.
U Aung Ko: We will need to make an offering.
Laura Bowman: What kind of offering?
U Aung Ko: That would depend on how much good karma you want for your next life.
Laura Bowman: Hmm, I can't plan that far ahead.
U Aung Ko: Then some fresh fruit from the market will do.
Doctor: Who the hell are you?
Laura Bowman: I'm a doctor, do you need any help?
Doctor: Are you kiddin', how long can you stay?
Laura Bowman: As long as it takes.