Scam Artist 
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Tweedle-Dee: Turn around, console jockey.
Lenny: Only a pro should even dream about doing what you want to do.
David: That's why I'm talking to you.
Sylvia: Are those Zeiss?
Lenny: The one and only. Perfect 20/20 vision, low-light and thermoptic modes, integrated targeting system, GPS and satellite uplink.
Sylvia: Wow. You can kill people and check your email all at the same time. That's really something.
David: You know what the problem with daughters is, Winston? Sooner or later, they always end up getting fucked.
Winston Heinrich: You're sitting in corporate territory now, Mr. Sands. And in this little piece of the world, the law begins and ends with me. Do not try my patience.
Sylvia: This isn't aspirin. It's Chronotin. Father Time. The anti-aging drug? I looked last night.
Lenny: So what do you want? Your junior detective badge?
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