Cocoanuts

Chico:
Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill *you* for money.

Chico:
Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing.

Hammer:
Hey, hey! You know that suitcase is empty?

Chico:
That's all right. We fill it up before we leave.

Hammer:
I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.

Hammer:
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket.

Hammer:
Wages? Do you want to be wage slaves? Answer me that!

Hammer:
No, of course not. But what makes wage slaves? Wages!

Hammer:
What would you like? Would you like a suite on the third floor?

Chico:
No. I'll take a Pollack in the basement.

Jamison:
Any luck with the 4:30?

Hammer:
Yeah. It didn't hit me.

Hammer:
Hello? Yes? Ice water in 318? Is that so? Where'd you get it? Oh, you want some.

Mrs. Potter:
Get out of this room, or I'll scream for the servants.

Hammer:
Let the servants know! Let the whole world know! About us!

Mrs. Potter:
You must leave my room. We must have regard for certain conventions.

Hammer:
One guy isn't enough, she's gotta have a convention.

Hammer:
Now here is a little peninsula and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.

Chico:
Why a duck?

Hammer:
Why, it's the most exclusive residential district in Florida. *Nobody* lives there.

Hammer:
Believe me, you gotta get up early if you want to get out of bed.

Hammer:
This hotel not only has running water. It has running guests!

Hammer:
All along the river, those are all levees.

Chico:
That's the Jewish neighborhood?

Hammer:
Well, we'll pass over that.

Hammer:
You can have any kind of a home you want. You can even get stucco. Oh, how you can get stucco.

Hammer:
Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.

Hammer:
I can see it now: you and the moon - wear a necktie so I'll know you.

Hammer:
Get away from that tree before it dies.