Bottom Live: The Big Number 2 Tour1995

Richie:
So Eddie, what's the rollover Jackpot figure for this week?

Eddie:
One pound.

Richie:
ONE BLODDY PPpppppffffff... pound?

Eddie:
Yes, you see the fiendish flaw in our masterplan was, that being the only people who read, or have ever read, the Hammersmith Bugle, we were of course the only people who'd buy a f***ing Lottery ticket!

Richie:
One pound?

Eddie:
...ish. You see, after Admin costs, and a donation to charity, we ctually only come out with 5p. And we've just 10p on the phonecall finding that out.

Richie:
So having won, we're now 5 pence down on the deal?

Eddie:
Yes that's right, well done.

Richie:
Well, its a result Eddie!

Eddie:
Yes! yes it's er... it's a crap result!