Carry On Girls1973

Connie Philpotts:
Hello, Mrs. Dukes, I thought you were going to the cinema.

Mrs. Dukes:
I did, but I had to leave. A young man sat next to me and started to make improper suggestions.

Connie Philpotts:
Again? Really, you should complain to the manager.

Mrs. Dukes:
I can't - he's after me too, you see!

Connie Philpotts:
Well, Mrs. Dukes, perhaps you shouldn't make yourself look quite so attractive.

Mrs. Dukes:
Oh it's not that, I can't help it. I give out waves, you know.

Connie Philpotts:
Really?

Mrs. Dukes:
Yes, my late husband used to call it OOMPH!