Clerks. [1994]

Before Kevin Smith became a Hollywood darling with Chasing Amy, a film he wrote and directed, he made this $27,000 comedy about real-life experiences working for chump change at a New Jersey convenience store. A rude, foul-mouthed collection of anec…more »

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Caged Animal Masturbator:
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

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