Clerks.

Clerks.1994

Stars: Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Lisa Spoonauer
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 92 minutes

Before Kevin Smith became a Hollywood darling with Chasing Amy, a film he wrote and directed, he made this $27,000 comedy about real-life experiences working for chump change at a New Jersey convenience store. A rude, foul-mouthed collection of anec… more »



'Happy-Scrappy' Mom:
Excuse me, do you sell videos?

Randal Graves:
Yeah, what're you looking for?

'Happy-Scrappy' Kid:
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

Randal Graves:
Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom:
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

'Happy-Scrappy' Kid:
Happy Scrappy...

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom:
She loves it.

Randal Graves:
Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-F***ing Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My C*nt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black C*cks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave C*nt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink P*ssy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

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