Coyote Ugly2000

Violet:
Hi. I'm Violet Sanford. I just recently moved to New York and was wondering if you'd give my tape to one of your artists.

Wendy:
Violet, that is so cute! Now lemme tell you about me. My name is Wendy and I first moved to New York when I was 21 to be a dancer, but I broke my big toe and then I got knocked up by this actor who dumped me to join the Peace Corps, so for the last 16 years I been raising my daughter all by myself and then two weeks ago, she tells me that she is a bisexual and that she hates me more than any person on this planet.

Wendy:
Now tell me how I can help you, please, because I am dying to make *your* dreams come true.