Almost Heroes

Almost Heroes1998

Stars: Chris Farley, Matthew Perry, Bokeem Woodbine, Barry Del Sherman
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Western
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 90 minutes

Almost Heroes is a 1998 American adventure comedy film directed by Christopher Guest, narrated by Guest's friend and frequent collaborator Harry Shearer, and starring Chris Farley and Matthew Perry. This was Farley's last leading film role and was r… more »



Jackson:
Sir, Higgins has a story.

Edwards:
Well, Higgins the floor is yours.

Higgins:
This particular event happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia. My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it, not one, but two large pieces of sheep sh*t. When he returned I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding... And as sure as Im standing before you, he did! He ate it all. Sh*t Pudding!

Edwards:
You got your brother to eat sheep dung. That is a very interesting story.

Hunt:
Tell him the ending, that's the best part.

Higgins:
Oh yeah. To be perfectly honest with you sir, I have no brother. It was me. I ate sheep sh*t! Swear to God.

Edwards:
Clever twist there on the ending.

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