Duck, Duck, Goose!

     

Duck, Duck, Goose!2005

Genre: Comedy, Romance, Short
Duck, Duck, GOOSE! is a 20-minute comedy film short written, directed and edited by D. C. Douglas. It was first released in Los Angeles, California on 15 January 2005 and on DVD on 15 March 2010. more »


Jacob:
Did you know that Jesus was a black man?

La Religious Girl:
Excuse me?

Jacob:
Oh, yeah. Hair like wool, skin like bronze. It's in your Bible. Jesus probably looked more like Ike Turner, but without that "I'm gonna beat ya, woman" look in his eyes.

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