Ghost World2000

Doug:
What's up, Josh? Give me two packs of cigarettes today. Working overtime: Sixteen hours.

Doug:
And nature's nectar, wake-up juice. And give me six of these beef jerky's. I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll.

Sidewinder Boss:
Hey. Hey. How many times do I have to tell you? No shirt, no service. Get the hell out of my store. What do you think this is, Club Med?

Doug:
It's called America, dude. Learn the rules.

Sidewinder Boss:
"Learn the rules?" No, YOU learn the rules. We Greeks invented democracy.

Doug:
You also invented homos.

Sidewinder Boss:
F*** you.

Doug:
You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first.