Anger Management

Anger Management2003

Stars: Adam Sandler, Jack Nicholson, Marisa Tomei, Luis Guzmán
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 106 minutes

The irresistible pairing of Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler is the best reason to see Anger Management, a comedy that might loosely be called The Funny and the Furious. Nicholson and especially Sandler have screen personas that partially rely on pen… more »



Dr. Buddy Rydell:
Now then we need to go over some ground rules. You are to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures. You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards.

Dave Buznik:
How 'bout fiddle-faddels?

Dr. Buddy Rydell:
Under my supervision. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.

Dave Buznik:
Geez, without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating I don't see how that's possible.

Dr. Buddy Rydell:
Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin... from now on, unacceptable.

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