Animal House

Animal House1978

Director: John Landis
Genre: Comedy
This is one of those movies that works for all the wrong reasons--disgusting, lowbrow, base humor that we are all far too sophisticated to find amusing. So, just don't tell anyone you still think it's a riot to watch John Belushi as the brutish Blut… more »



Dean Vernon Wormer:
Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?

Greg Marmalard:
Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.

Dean Vernon Wormer:
Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

Greg Marmalard:
You're talking about Delta, sir.

Dean Vernon Wormer:
Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!

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  • Mike Starr
    Mike Starr
    best fun film ever now a classic cult even if I want a laugh get out Nat Lampoons Animal House "does this thing talk"
    LikeReply6 years ago

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