Half Baked

Half Baked1998

Stars: Dave Chappelle, Guillermo Díaz, Jim Breuer, Harland Williams
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Rating: R
Runtime: 82 minutes

Cannabis comedy doesn't get more juvenile than this pro-pot goof about three stoners who come to the rescue of a fourth buddy when he's arrested for feeding a lethal dose of junk food to a diabetic police horse. Kenny (Harland Williams) is sent to j… more »



Brian:
First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged b*tch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.

Thurgood Jenkins:
You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.

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