Head Office

Head Office1985

Stars: Judge Reinhold, Lori-Nan Engler, Eddie Albert, Merritt Butrick
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 90 minutes

Head Office is a 1985 American satirical black comedy film, produced by HBO Pictures in association with Silver Screen Partners. It stars Judge Reinhold, Eddie Albert, Lori-Nan Engler, Jane Seymour, Richard Masur, Michael O'Donoghue, Ron Frazier, M… more »



Jack Issel:
Don't you think it's strange, Max? They keep promoting me. I don't do anything!

Max Landsberger:
Hey, did you know that the Japanese are working on some kind of micro orgasm. Soon, you'll be able to have group sex on a silicon chip no bigger than my fingernail.

Jack Issel:
Max! You're not taking me seriously! This place is totally bananas! Any normal person would have quit a long time ago.

Max Landsberger:
Relax, what are you worried about? Helms has his eye on you. You're in line for another big promotion.

Jack Issel:
Yeah, as soon as somebody drops dead, or jumps, or maybe I'm supposed to pull the trigger myself. There're really doing it up there, Max. They're rigging things up. For what?

Max Landsberger:
For money and power Jack. It's the American way. Lesson No.79: when the tough get going, the weak get screwed.

Jack Issel:
I can't play it like that.

Max Landsberger:
It's the only way to play it Jack.

Jack Issel:
What about you? You're not like the rest of them. How do you survive it?

Max Landsberger:
I just go with the flow. I flipped out years ago. I only look sane, but I'm not. The secret is you have to be crazy to maintain your sanity up here. But you're sane, Jack. That's why you're going crazy.

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