The sequel to the wonderfully wacky Hot Shots! uses Rambo as its model for nonstop send-ups (though director Jim Abrahams can't resist inserting a Saddam Hussein lookalike, given the film's post-Gulf War release). This time, Lloyd Bridges, who was a…more »
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson:
Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach:
Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
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