Now, if you don't make her an ideal husband, I'll cut you off with a shilling.
An ideal husband? Oh, I don't think I should like that.
What do you want him to be then, my dear?
I think he can be anything he wants.
You don't deserve her, sir.
Lord Arthur Goring:
My dear father, if we men married the women we deserved... we should have a very bad time of it.