Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels1998

Stars: Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher, Nick Moran, Jason Statham
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Rating: R
Runtime: 107 minutes

Cockney boys Tom, Soap, Eddie, and Bacon are in a bind; they owe seedy criminal and porn king "Hatchet" Harry a sizable amount of cash after Eddie loses half a million in a rigged game of poker. Hot on their tails is a thug named Big Chris who inten… more »



Nick the Greek:
Dunno. Seems expensive.

Tom:
Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 nicker in any store you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're haggling over 200 pound? What school of finance did you come from Nick? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the f***ing Century!" In fact, f*** it Nick, I think I'll keep it!

Nick the Greek:
Alright alright, keep your Alans on!

Nick the Greek:
Here's a ton.

Tom:

Eddie:
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What're you doing when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?

Nick the Greek:
100 pound is still 100 pound.

Tom:
Not when the price is 200 pound it ain't! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now, lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.

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    Dumitru Pasat
    really good movie
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