Let's face facts here: You don't watch a movie like Major Payne for its artistic merit any more than you'd watch Schindler's List for its comedy. If you go in thinking otherwise, you're bucking for a disappointment. So it's a pleasant surprise to d…more »
Major Payne:
Got no worry, got no stress!
Major Payne:
'Cause we feel good in a dress.
Major Payne:
Major Payne's a major diss.
Major Payne:
He makes us squat when we piss.
Major Payne:
Got no worries, got no care.
Major Payne:
I'm just a bald headed son of a bitch without hair.
Major Payne:
I tell ya, ladies, you're the prettiest cadets under my command. I oughta change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne.
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