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T.S. Quint:
But they're engaged.

Brodie:
Doesn't matter, can't happen.

T.S. Quint:
Why not? It's bound to come up.

Brodie:
It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?

T.S. Quint:
Sure, why not?

Brodie:
He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

T.S. Quint:
How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?

Brodie:
Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.

T.S. Quint:
Of course it is.

Brodie:
The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.

T.S. Quint:
The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.

Brodie:
Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if your going to wax intellectual about the subject...