Me, Myself & Irene [2000]

In Me, Myself & Irene, Jim Carrey plays Charlie Baileygates, a cop for the best police force in the world (Rhode Island). In denial about his wife's affair, he's a nice guy who goes around trying to do the right thing but is taken advantage of ev…more »

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Lee Harvey:
He's so stupid he thinks Calculus is a God damn emperor!

Shonte Jr.:
Yeah well you think Polypeptide's a motherfuckin' toothpaste!

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