Roseanne:
I have my own TV show, you know, like Bill Cosby.

Dick Clark's Secretary:
Right and he is...?

Roseanne:
A TV star like me. A TV where an electron gun sends electron particles out gray tube and they travel over the airwaves through a satellite then back down to earth in an electronic box that unscrambles them so people can sit and stare at them.

Dick Clark's Secretary:
I'm no sucker for sarcasm. I only watch PBS, you'll have to forgive me.