Bad Santa

     

Bad Santa2003

Stars: Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox, Brett Kelly, Lauren Graham
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Rating: R
Runtime: 91 minutes

Instantly qualifying as a perennial cult favorite, Bad Santa is as nasty as it wants to be, and there's something to be said for comedy without compromise. The Coen brothers conceived the basic idea and served as executive producers, but it's direct… more »


Kid:
Your beard's not real.

Willie:
It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.

Kid:
How come?

Willie:
I loved a woman who wasn't clean.

Kid:
Mrs. Claus?

Willie:
Actually it was her sister.

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