No Census, No Feeling

No Census, No Feeling1940

Genre: Comedy, Short
No Census, No Feeling (1940) is the 50th short film released by Columbia Pictures starring American slapstick comedy team The Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Curly Howard). The comedians released 190 short films for the studio between 1934… more »



Moe:
Now, calm yourself. We're census takers, madam. How old are you?

Larry:
What address is this?

Lady having bridge party:
One hundred and two.

Moe:
You don't look a day over eighty.

Lady having bridge party:
Young man, I'm twenty-nine.

Moe:
Oh, yeah?

Lady having bridge party:
Well, how do I look?

Moe:
Oh, you look like a million.

Larry:
Ah, she can't be that old. (Larry and Moe open her mouth and check her teeth.) Forty-three.

Moe:
Fifty.

Larry:
Forty-three!

Moe:
Fifty!

Larry:
Forty-three!

Moe:
Fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, (mouth begins to move much faster) fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty...

Curly:
Sooold American!

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