O'Malley:
Ha ha ha ha ha, yes! This place will do nicely for an evil lair! It's diabolically designed.

O'Malley:
Quiet, you fool.

Lopez:
I just want my own room. I hate sharing with the vacuum.

O'Malley:
Hello? Is anyone home? Don't be alarmed. We're only here to kill you and take all your possessions. Excellent! No doubt our very presence has scared everyone away, mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

O'Malley:
Oh, shut up.

Lopez:
It could have mold.

O'Malley:
Both of you shut up! We're moving in and that's final. It has machine gun turrets, two living quarters with ample closet space, and a short commute to my secret laboratory. It's perfect!

Lopez:
We have no children.

O'Malley:
Resale value? Our plan is to rule the world, not make prudent investments!

Lopez:
It's important to have a fallback plan.