Cheryl:
I don't believe it!

Christie:
What?

Cheryl:
THAT!

Kelly:
They're back!

Christie:
Nice outfits. Post-it's must be really lucrative!

Michele:
Romy, are you sure you wanna do this?

Romy:
Oh yeah, Michele. I am SO sure!

Romy:
What the hell is your problem, Christie. Why the hell are you always such a nasty bitch? I mean, okay, so Michele and I did make up some stupid lie! We only did it because we wanted you to treat us like human beings. But you know what I realized? I don't care if you like us, 'cause we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think!

Romy:
Come on Michele.

Michele:
Okay, and... YEAH!

Christie:
Unbelievable! They're as diluted about their lives as they are about those HIDEOUS clothes

Lisa Luder:
Actually Christie. They have nice lines. A fun, frisky use of color. All and all, I'd have to say they're really... NOT BAD!

Christie:
Well, WE still think they're ridiculous. Don't we girls?

Lisa Luder:
Why don't you just let them think for themselves for once?

Christie:
You're just jealous. Because unlike a certain ball-busting dried up career woman, I might mention, we're all HAPPILY MARRIED!

Lisa Luder:
That's right, Christie. Keep telling yourself that.