Saint Joan1957

St.Joan of Arc:
Be you a saint?

English Soldier:
Yes, lady, straight from hell.

Dunois, Bastard of Orleans:
A saint, and from hell!

English Soldier:
Yes, noble captain, I have a day off. Every year, you know. That's my allowance for my one good action.

Cauchon:
Wretch! In all the years of your life did you do only one good action?

English Soldier:
I never thought about it: it came natural like. But they scored it up for me.

The Dauphin, Charles VII:
What was it?

English Soldier:
Why, the silliest thing you ever heard of. I...

St.Joan of Arc:
He tied two sticks together, and gave them to a poor lass that was going to be burned.