Silverado1985

Jake:
All I did was kiss a girl!

Emmett:
They got you in jail for that?

Jake:
Yeah, I kissed a girl, and this other fella didn't like it, so we had some words, and then I just walked out of there. You know me, Emmett, I don't want no trouble. So, I go outside, and this fellow tries to shoot me in the back.

Emmett:
You had to kill him?

Jake:
No, no, I winged him. And he dropped his gun.

Emmett:
They got you in jail for winging a guy?

Jake:
Well... no, not exactly. Because, see, then his friend opened up on me.

Emmett:
What friend is that?

Jake:
The one with the shotgun.

Sheriff Langston:
The DEAD one.