Smokey and the Bandit1977

Bandit:
Sheriff, uh, Buford T. Justice, please.

Buford T. Justice:
Who there?

Bandit:
This is Bandit Darville talkin'.

Buford T. Justice:
Where are you, you sombitch?

Bandit:
Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. You must be part coon dog, 'cause I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that.

Buford T. Justice:
Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bullshit is over, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SOMBITCH?