Mel Brooks's 1987 parody of the Star Wars trilogy is a jumble of jokes rather than a comic feature, and, predictably, some of those jokes work better than others. The cast, including Brooks in two roles, more or less mimics the principal characters …more »
Roland:
One.
Dark Helmet:
One.
Colonel Sandurz:
One.
Roland:
Two.
Dark Helmet:
Two.
Colonel Sandurz:
Two.
Roland:
Three.
Dark Helmet:
Three.
Colonel Sandurz:
Three.
Roland:
Four.
Dark Helmet:
Four.
Colonel Sandurz:
Four.
Roland:
Five.
Dark Helmet:
Five.
Colonel Sandurz:
Five.
Dark Helmet:
So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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