Spaceballs

     

Spaceballs1987

Stars: Mel Brooks, John Candy, Ronny Graham, Rick Moranis, Bill Pullman
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 96 minutes

Mel Brooks's 1987 parody of the Star Wars trilogy is a jumble of jokes rather than a comic feature, and, predictably, some of those jokes work better than others. The cast, including Brooks in two roles, more or less mimics the principal characters … more »


Commanderette Zircon:
Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?

President Skroob:
I don't know about this beaming stuff? Is it safe?

Commanderette Zircon:
Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.

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    SKROOB: Alright, I’ll give it a shot. What the Hell, it worked on “Star Trek”!

    ZIRCON: Snotty, beam him down.

    SNOTTY: Yes, sir! Immediately, sir.

    OFFICER: Gee, beasties, what’s happened to his head?!

    ZIRCON: It’s on backwards!

    SKROOB: This is terrible! Somebody do something! Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big?!

    (** everyone laughs, Skroob scratches himself **)

    SNOTTY: I’m sorry, sir, it must’ve been a microconverter malfunction! It could be the air locking system. Lock 1, Lock 2, Lock 3… Loch Lomond.

    (** Skroob is beamed back to his office. His head is once again forwards **)

    ZIRCON: Are you alright, sir?!

    SKROOB: Fine! Fine! No thanks to you!

    ZIRCON: We’ll have Snotty beam you back, sir.

    SKROOB: Forget it! No more beaming! This time I’m gonna walk!

    (** Skroob walks one room over from his office **)

    OFFICER: PRESIDENT SKROOB, SALUTE!

    EVERYONE: HAIL SKROOB!

    (** everyone salutes Skroob with the Spaceball Salute **)

    CHARLENE & MARLENE: Hello President Skroob!

    SKROOB: Oh, hello Charlene!

    MARLENE: I’m Marlene!

    SKROOB: Hello Marlene!

    CHARLENE: I’m Charlene!

    SKROOB: Chew your gum!

    (** Skroob turns to Comandarette Zircon **)

    SKROOB: Where’s the Princess?!     
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