A Love Song for Bobby Long2004

Bobby Long:
Someone should have told those Creole people we got something called winter in Louisiana

Pursy Will:
Well, y'all might've improved on their oversight with this cool new invention called HEAT.

Bobby Long:
Pursy, where'd you put the vodka?

Pursy Will:
You told me to hide it.

Bobby Long:
I did. But where did you hide it?

Pursy Will:
I'm not supposed to tell you, remember?

Bobby Long:
Goddamn, you don't do anything else I tell you to do. Now where is it?

Pursy Will:
Lawson! Bobby's trying to get me to tell him where the vodka is again. [Lawson enters]

Lawson Pines:
Pursy, it is Christmas.

Pursy Will:
Oh whatever. It's under the back stairs.