A Million to Juan

A Million to Juan1994

Genre: Comedy
A Million to Juan is a 1994 romantic comedy film starring comedian Paul Rodriguez. It was also his directorial debut. The story is a modern spin on Mark Twain's story "The Million Pound Bank Note". more »



Party Guest:
So, what have you been up to?

Party Guest:
I'm teaching.

Party Guest:
Really, what?

Party Guest:
I'm teaching men to refill ice trays. [They both laugh as Juan joins them.]

Juan Lopez:
Now that was cold." [He laughs.] Get it? Cold? Ice? It was a joke. [As they walk away.] Hey, I like jokes too.

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