Toy Soldiers1991

Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry:
Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.

Ricardo Montoya:
Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.

Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry:
I didn't fart.

Ricardo Montoya:
It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.

Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry:
No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.

Henry "Hank" Giles, III:
No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.