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D'Artagnan: All I want to do is get to Paris, and join the King's Musketeers.
Girard: You, a Musketeer? Fantasy!
D'Artagnan: My father was a Musketeer. The King's personal bodyguard.
Girard: The King was assassinated. Your father was a failure; a disgrace to the Musketeers.
D'Artagnan: What did you say?
Girard: Your father was a disgrace! |
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D'Artagnan: Anne, I know that to love you is a treason against France, but not to love you is a treason against my heart.
Queen Anne: Then we will both die traitors, D'Artagnan. |
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D'Artagnan: Anne, to love you is treason against France. But not to love you is treason against my heart. |
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D'Artagnan: As morning hues of sunswept...
Aramis: Fire!
D'Artagnan: ...fire caress your... poisoned face.
Porthos: I declare, the boy's a natural! |
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D'Artagnan: Athos, are you hurt?
Athos: Hurt? What I am is drunk. |
Four Musketeers |
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D'Artagnan: Bless me Father, for I will sin. One night I will come for you. |
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D'Artagnan: Do not harm her!
Febre the Man in Black: But... I feel the need to harm someone. |
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D'Artagnan: How could your brother be such a monster? |
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D'Artagnan: I don't know what to say.
Francesca bon Ansau: Sometimes it is better to say nothing.
Francesca bon Ansau: Would you say that again? |
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D'Artagnan: It is too much! I cannot accept it. Athos, you take it.
Athos: No, for the Comte de la Fère it is too little; for Athos, too much. |
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D'Artagnan: Pirate?
Porthos: I told you I was famous. |
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D'Artagnan: Shakespeare.
Aramis: Aramis.
Porthos: Cheating. |
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D'Artagnan: She's walking a post office. |
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D'Artagnan: So what do we do now? What's next?
Porthos: Well, we protect the King.
Aramis: Protect the Queen.
Porthos: In the name of God. And France, correct?
Aramis: France indeed.
Girard: D'Artagnan! My sister's honor will not wait a moment longer.
D'Artagnan: I'll handle this.
Porthos: D'Artganan, we also protect each other.
D'Artagnan: All for one.
Aramis:
Athos: And one for all.
Girard: RUN! |
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D'Artagnan: The Cardinal! We have to hurry!
Porthos: You two have a date?
D'Artagnan: No, it's the Cardinal! He's conspiring against the King!
Aramis: Tell us something we don't know.
D'Artagnan: He sent a messenger with a secret treaty to a man named Buckingham.
Porthos: The Duke of Buckingham?
D'Artagnan: Do you know him?
Aramis: He rules England the way the Cardinal rules France.
D'Artagnan: There's a ship called the Persephone. It's waiting in Calais to take the messenger to England. It sails Tuesday, midnight.
Porthos: If we get that treaty, we can prove the Cardinal guilty of treason.
Aramis: Calais is over 200 leagues from here.
Athos: Is the Cardinal aware of the fact that you have this information?
D'Artagnan: Yes. |
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D'Artagnan: This is not what you think.
Francesca: You have no idea what I think.
D'Artagnan: I... I wish to explain.
Francesca: You behave as though you've never seen a naked woman.
D'Artagnan: Never one quite so... naked.
D'Artagnan: Or so beautiful.
Francesca: But you have seen many ugly naked women?
D'Artagnan: That's not what I meant! |
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D'Artagnan: WAIT!
Cardinal Richelieu: You object to losing your head?
D'Artagnan: Yes, I like it where it is!
Cardinal Richelieu: Then tell me what I want to know, and maybe you will keep it a while longer!
D'Artagnan: I don't know where they are.
Cardinal Richelieu: And if you did?
D'Artagnan: I wouldn't tell you...
Cardinal Richelieu: I admire your courage, D'Artagnan. You might have made a great musketeer. But now we'll never know - will we? |
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D'Artagnan: Well, if I am to die on my first day in Paris; at least it will be at the hands of a Musketeer. |
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D'Artagnan: What's he doing?
Athos: Last rites. Aramis takes death very seriously.
D'Artagnan: Is he a priest?
Athos: He used to be one of the Cardinal's students. |
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D'Artagnan: Why's Athos sitting by himself?
Aramis: He takes his drinking very seriously. Not to worry; he'll be his usual charming self by morning. |
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D'Artagnan: You are constantly surrounded by beautiful women. Do you love any of them?
Louis: Quite frequently, actually. |
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D'Artagnan: You are right. It is rotten. I will speak to the King myself. You have my word. |
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D'Artagnan: You've suffered enough. You can be King, or you can be free. Which is it?
Philippe: Take me to where the Crown of France is to be found. |
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D'Artagnan: Your people are most anxious to love you but they are eating rotten food and frequently none at all. |
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D-Bob: Are you learning stenography or something? Everything he's mouthing is in the goddamn book.
Rudy: I gotta make an 'A' in this class.
D-Bob: Just remember "Sits-en-laben" and it shouldn't be a problem. |
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D-Bob: Remember Elza? We're engaged. Ain't that goddamn something?
Elza: Dennis!
D-Bob: Oh yeah, I ain't allowed to say "goddamn" no more. |
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D-Bob: We've had a hell of a goddamn run haven't we? |
Rudy |
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D-Bob: What's a lapsed Catholic to do? |
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D-Day: Ramming speed! |
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D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT! |
Animal House |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
