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I'm Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker: Would you like to hear some of my poetry?
Thurgood Jenkins: Not really, no.
I'm Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker: Well you gotta. "I have killed. I have helped kill. I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this. I... I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ"
Thurgood Jenkins: You must seek therapy. But that's just where I would go with that. |
Half Baked |
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I. H. Chanticleer: Margery, your lint is settling on the Guttenberg Bible.
Bernard Chanticleer: Aw, to hell with you're Guttenberg Bible. I hate your Guttenberg Bible! |
You're a Big ... |
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I. H. Chanticleer: Whammo! |
You're a Big ... |
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I: Are you alright? You appear to be injured.
Vincent Van Gogh: This?
I: Yeah.
Vincent Van Gogh: Yesterday I was trying to complete a self portrait. I just couldn't get the ear right, so I... cut it off and threw it away. |
Yume |
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I: The situation couldn't have been any worse. The work continued to stagnate. The staff members were dropping off because of the mysterious serial killer. And, hiding something important, Tamiko, my assistant, was probably keeping a watch over me. And, it's possible because of his obsession with the production, Handawara came back as a zombie. With those two as my team, I had to complete the unidentifiable movie. |
Talking Head |
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Iago: Allow me to introduce...
Kasseem: The King of Thieves.
Genie: All units, we have a Code Red. |
Aladdin and t... |
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Iago: I am not what I am. |
Othello |
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Iago: I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers... Bam! Whack!
Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago. Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.
Iago: And then I stuff the crackers down his throat. |
Aladdin |
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Iago: I have it; it is engend'red! Hell and night Must bring this monstrous birth to the world's light! |
Othello |
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Iago: I'm molting from places I didn't know I had! |
Return of Jafar |
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Iago: Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting. |
Aladdin |
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Iago: Meet your match, Zorro! |
Aladdin and t... |
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Iago: O beware my lord,of jealousy! It is the green-ey'd monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. |
Othello |
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Iago: Oh Beware, my lord, of jealousy. 'Tis the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. |
Othello |
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Iago: Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar. Jafar! Get a grip!
Iago: Ack! Good grip. |
Aladdin |
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Iago: Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. |
Othello |
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Iago: That's it. All Reports are in. Life is now officially unfair. |
Return of Jafar |
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Iago: Wait a minute, wait a minute, Jafar, what if YOU were the chump husband?
Jafar: What?
Iago: Okay, okay, YOU marry the princess, all right? Then YOU become the sultan! |
Aladdin |
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Iago: We cannot all be masters, nor all masters cannot truly be followed. |
Othello |
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Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a *real* storm?
Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
Iago: Yes, oh, mighty evil one. |
Aladdin |
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Iago: You got a problem...
Iago: ...pinky? |
Aladdin |
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Iago: You're a good guy, Kasseem. But not *too* good. |
Aladdin and t... |
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Iakin, bearded schoolmaster: It is not my custom to start your vacation with a lecture, but this is the summer of 1941 - a solemn time. No one of knows what will happen. I don't have to remind you that we are people with a noble history. You are expected to carry on that history with complete devotion and self-sacrifice. I think you'll do that. And now, have a happy summer. |
North Star |
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Ian Faith: Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful. |
This Is Spina... |
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Ian Faith: I've got a small bit of bad news.
Derek Smalls: Makes a change doesn't it.
Ian Faith: We've been cancelled here.
David St. Hubbins: At the hotel?
Ian Faith: No. The gig is cancelled. |
This Is Spina... |
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Ian Faith: Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told.
David St. Hubbins: But you're not as confused as him are you. I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel. |
This Is Spina... |
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Ian Faith: The Boston gig has been cancelled...
David St. Hubbins: What?
Ian Faith: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town. |
This Is Spina... |
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Ian Faith: You know what fuck it I quit!
Derek Smalls: So are we doin' Stonehenge tomarrow?
David St. Hubbins: No we're not fuckin' doin' Stonehenge! |
This Is Spina... |
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Ian Fleming: Didn't you get my memo?
Admiral Godfrey: You send me a hundred memos a week! |
Secret Life o... |
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Ian Howe: He's got the bloody map. |
National Trea... |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |